Old Jaguar Cars Rock

I dont know who doesnt love old jaguar cars. The british classic is an icon for the last 40 years and the cars built in the 50s and 60s are phenominally stylish to this day.

Almost as in interpreter for old eua cars I think we should open a Jaguar museum, I cannot find one in the uk but there must be one somewhere? A shining example of a Jaguar MKII standing there outside, shining in the sun. perhaps a few convertibles with original leather upholstery interiors.

You cannot beat old style jags in the looks department I honestly proclaim! I defy you to go and look up the old jaguar cars and not see one you find absolutely fantastic!

Funny T shirts have the power to make someone happy

Funny T shirts have the power to make someone happy when the day is looking a bit grey. Normally funny through the text or images printed on them, funny t shirts are becoming more and more popular, in this rather depressing world. So if you are currently feeling the blues maybe owning a funny t shirt would be a good idea to add a bit of zoom back into your life! Funny t shirts usually use a play on words or popular slogans in order to produce a comical effect; however images, especially iconic ones, can produce the same hilarity. Popular colours for comical t shirts are often white, bright yellow or black, all of which are carefully chosen in order for the text or images featured on them to stand out. However it would be reasonable to presume that black and white are the most popular choices amongst consumers, especially fashion conscious women as they are easy to wear and go with most other items of clothing.

Was there ever a day when Maserati Sucked?

I have been oggling this car across the street all day it is so beautiful, its a Maserati – and a nice one at that. It lead me to google where I found a whole lot of Maserati’s, and boy to maserati cars rock.

I don’t think I had ever seen a maserati before, but checking out every photo of them on the net I wish I had – I cant seem to find a single photo where the maserati in it sucked – every one was wtc, completly unique and cool looking – theres not a single ugly car there – its like a band but without the ugly one. Maserati’s are officially my new favourite car – they are so cool and distinct looking compared to the other major brands, I am not sure if they are quite DB9s Good but they are damn good!

Dealing with women

Women are phenominally hard to gauge. I once walked into the house, my wife said to me “thats it cook your own f*cking dinner” and then picked up her vw polo keys and left. Thinking it was some weird girl stuff that was leading her to this erratic lack of cooking I did as she had said and cooked my own fcking dinner, whats more it was lovely – and washed it down with a beer. Later on I was typing up some work in microsoft word when she stormed back in determined to get me to apoligise, she hadnt meant actually cook urself dinner, she had meant follow me i need sympathy!!!

Jaggggggguar

Jaguar has to be one of the coolest words in the car manufacturer dictionary. It rolls of the tounge like Jack black from tenacious d rolls down the hill. I am addicted to saying Jaggggguarr and walk round my house saying it so much that my family think I love the cars and have brought me a poster of an old Jaguar XJS – a car that I did like at its release but is now somewhat dated on all accounts. The words almost french or something It works so well…Jagggguar and dont abbreviate it – you wouldn’t abbreviate “the queen” would you?

Honda crashs

People buy honda’s for a ton of different reasons. The main 3 being they last reasonably well, they cost about as much as 3 pints of milk and thirdly with the introduction of the new designs they stand out nicely for such a medium range option. Now I don’t hate honda’s – or really judge the people buying them – new or old honda’s do do the job of a to b fairly well – even if the new type r does feel like it has been numbed with ice. But honda have done something funny with the new design that I originally thought sucked – it looks like they took the old type r and left it in a river for a few years so the stones and water would smooth it down – and don’t even get me started on that shockingly revolting triangular exhaust. Theres being innovative for a reason and then theres triangle exhausts to try and be innovative…and lets just take a look at a crash test shall we? na you really dont wanna see that!

Car Boot Booty

What is it with the supermarkets – they used to be cool dealing with car booty (car boot sales on specific days) but that was years ago I suppose . Maybe the upping of their traffic is to blame – because I am all for having a car market in my field but the problem comes with the locality – there is not that many prime location fields – if only the local tescos would just allow half the car park on a tuesday or wednesday to let people do some trading – then they could make a few quid on a probably quiet shopping day and help service the local population. I went in and chatted to the day manager but he wasnt exactly confident in the idea, he basically said its not worth our while mate go away. Harsh words for a megastore that is supposed to be looking after local peoples best interests, maybe I should phone the headquarters?

Dont get a job – watch BBC3

I am all for greater choice – I like to be able to choose between an audi a6 and an a4 – but the new bbc channels, I mean do we need 5 or 90 bbc channels? bbc3 is alright in the kind of ‘I was going to get a job but then I found BBC3 daytime tv’ way, but somehow its coolness I dont think inspires the nation to do anything proactive or useful, a reflection on what the BBC thinks is a funny tshirts and KFC generation and one I would rather not pay for with my already taxed money to be honest. I am happy enough to pay for BBC4 as that has some pretty good shows on it but bbc3 could quite happily be shut down without a complaint from this licence payer.

File me a fat one

Accountancy was never my strong point – working long hours filing stuff and typing in – I was only a clerk but it did my head in. Now the only accountancy filing I do is sending files to my accountant via filezilla then listening to some nice acapella’s or something on the radio – it’s good use to hire an accountant that knows his stuff and doesnt charge too much – means it frees me up to do real business like finding new buyers, working on car reviews etc. He drives an ancient mercedes-benz and is obsessive about the common sense he has in doing so. I still retain my opinion that something like a vw would serve him better and that the only reason he goes with the merceredes benz over anything else is all about name, branding and stature – he wants to appear like a man of taste, not a sensible accountant – mind you it is an estate mercedes – not quite the SLK or similar. Serious advice though – screw doing tax returns and watching paye figures – pay someone else to do it!

Damn Chevy punks

I was rudely awakened last night when I got a cool from my mate who had just had his chevrolet stolen – he called me because he saw the guy and didn’t know what to do. I told him to get onto the police and let them deal with it – it was two am for christs sake.
In the morning he got a call from the police who had recovered his vehicle – he blagged a lift off me and we went down to pick up his chevy ( yes I know this isn’t the usa – it just has a nice ring too it – and theres a picture that has the title chevy on one of my desktops .)
When we got there I couldnt help but laugh, kinda harshly – the punks that had stolen the car had spray painted all over it and left a bottle of urine in the seat – what a joke of a car thief – got to be the most random thiefery ever. Needless to say the guy was pleased to get his car back – and that there was a lid on the bottle!